Remember when my blog was shitty?
Yeah neither do I
that’s a real fancy way of saying “I’m a huge geek”
im using this phrase from now on
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards
true friendship doesn’t necessarily mean sharing the same fandoms; it means being willing to listen to each other talk even though it might be about a fandom you don’t know shit about
kinda just want dean to be really sick and delirious with fever and sam has to take care of him and i want dean to hold sam’s face when he’s on the brink of sleep and mumble “you’re fuckin’ precious” and press a big smacking kiss right on the mole near sam’s nose.
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
"What sort of meat is this, Dr. Lecter?"
*Hannibal dramatically turns to the audience, winks then turns back to Jack*
"He should have hopped faster"
*Hannibal turns back to the audience to grin cheekily*
*Audience cackles until at least one person throws up*
*Audience awws for about 10 minutes*